Republicans are always saying we should privatize things like schools, prisons, social security - hey, how about we privatize privacy! Because if the government forbids gay men from tying the knot, what is their alternative? They can`t all marry Liza Minnelli.
Bill MaherThings aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
Bill MaherThe Republican Party is like the corpse in 'Weekend at Bernies' and the Tea Party is like the two guys who put sunglasses and a party hat on it and drag it around.
Bill MaherI don't understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
Bill Maher