I don't understand why the police are infallible. They remind me a lot of the Catholic Church.
Anyone who is elected mayor of a place called "Sin City" is allowed to be a drunk.
Hey birthers, wanna hear my theory? My theory was that Obama was born in America and you were born with the umbilical cord around your neck.
It's very hard not to be condescending when you're explaining something to an idiot.
If Jesus was a Jew, why did he have a Spanish name?
If you can look at a crime where everything points to one answer and not see it, you're a dumb-ass. And if you can look at the deficit and not see that the problem is that the rich stopped paying taxes, you're a Republican.