If anybody is so mad at Vladimir Putin, you know what they could do? They could advocate for a gas tax. He gets all his leverage from selling gas and oil. If we had a gas tax that made that less palatable, he would be less of a player on the world stage.

More astronauts have been to the moon than farmers who paid the inheritance tax in 2013.

This party is just full of children, and someone needs to leave them in a hot car.

Saddam Hussein is Hitler like Oasis was The Beatles.

George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.

In this country, a smart leader is suspect. That's just the way it is. Even George Bush's father, who was a lot smarter than the son, had to sort of prove that he wasn't that bright.

We don't really have to make fun of religion - it makes fun of itself.