Of course, there are questions that plague all of us. How did we get here? What happens when we die? Is there a heaven? Am I on the list? Who let the dogs out?

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about.

March Madnesss...the only place where you hear 'Kansas is advancing.'

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.

I never hear terrorists say 'Merry Christmas,' only 'Allahu Akbar'.

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I Agree'.

Why can't God just defeat the devil and get rid of evil? It's the same reason the comic book character can't get rid of his nemesis; then there's no story.