I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush.
Bill MaherI think there is a problem, though, with the media gushing over [Obama] too much. I don't think he thinks that he's all that, but the media does. I mean, the coverage after, that I was watching, from MSNBC, I mean these guys were ready to have sex with him.It's embarrassing.
Bill MaherI just don't see why anybody would vote Republican in the Army. If you want to support the troops, if I was a troop, I would say, 'You know how to support me? Don't send me to stupid wars.'
Bill MaherI always say to my religious friends, if a pool had even one turd in it, would you jump in?
Bill MaherI think America causes cancer, longevity is less important than fun, and young people should be discouraged from voting.
Bill MaherNew Rule: The rest of the world can go back to being completely jealous of America. Our majority white country just freely elected a black president, something no other democracy has ever done. Take that Canada! Where's your nubian warrior president? Your head of state is a boring white dude named Steven Harper, and mine is a kick-ass black ninja named Barack Hussein Obama!
Bill Maher