There are people who think everything is a conspiracy and I think they're crazy.

Faith means making a virtue out of not thinking. It's nothing to brag about...Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings, who don't have all the answers, to think that they do.

When you look at belief in such things - as do you go to heaven, is there a devil - we have more in common with (Muslin countries) Turkey and Iran and Syria than we do with European nations and Canada and nations that, yes, I would consider more enlightened that us.

Atheism is a religion the way abstinence is a sex position.

New Rule: The people of America who were most in favor of the Iraq War must now go there and fight it.

It would be kind of a tragedy if we got to the end of four years of Democratic rule without having really tried any Democratic policies.

It's nine months before the election and Bush's poll numbers have fallen to the exact level that his father's poll numbers were nine months before he lost to Bill Clinton. Today front runner John Kerry said he's not superstitious, but just to be on the safe side, he's going to start f---ing everything that moves.