Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

The [Libyan] rebels this week kind of hinted to the United States that they could use a little help. Right. Like, America would just blunder around the Middle East killing people without all the facts. That doesn't sound like the America I know.

We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly.

What I believe in is love your neighbor as yourself and don't call him stupid because they don't agree with you politically.

As a comedian, I think we all look for those areas where the truth diverts from what people are saying. That's why politics is such a rich area for us, because politicians make promises, and they don't keep them, and when we point out the difference, we get the laugh.

There is good news. Scientists sent a probe down there in the Gulf of Mexico today and they found traces of seawater.

Whatever good religion has done, it has come at a terrible price.