New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker last night personally rescued a woman from a burning building. Or as Fox News reported it, 'black man loots house, steals white woman.'

I don't want to start a movement that mirrors religion. I don't want to create the church of the non-believers where I'm the preacher and we're all gathering together and reciting things.

Don't get so tolerant that you tolerate intolerance.

I see they found out the universe is 80 million years older than we thought. It's also been lying about its weight.

They say that Japan's rigorous building codes and regulations saved thousands of lives over there. Or, as Republicans here saw it, it 'fostered a socialist, anti-business environment that's worse than being dead.'

Only a Bush could answer a 'yes' or 'no' question two different ways and be wrong both times.

The only way for mankind to survive is for religion to die.