New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker last night personally rescued a woman from a burning building. Or as Fox News reported it, 'black man loots house, steals white woman.'

I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.

I think what's dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.

Religion is detrimental to the progress of society.

There's a phrase we live by in America: "In God We Trust". It's right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.

What is Kanye West's message? Like most rap, "I am the greatest person ever and you're not." I used to call it affirmative action for the ego.

New Rule: The rest of the world can go back to being completely jealous of America. Our majority white country just freely elected a black president, something no other democracy has ever done. Take that Canada! Where's your nubian warrior president? Your head of state is a boring white dude named Steven Harper, and mine is a kick-ass black ninja named Barack Hussein Obama!