The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.
Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen.
When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.
Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.
I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.