Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.

I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.

The American public highly overrates its sense of humor. We're great belly laughers and prat fallers, but we never really did have a real sense of humor. Not satire anyway. We're a fatheaded, cotton-picking society. When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.