I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.

I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.

Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

A soldier's life revolves around his mail. Like many others, I've been able to follow my kid's progress from the day he was born until now he is able to walk and talk a little, and although I have never seen him I know him very well.

I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.

The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.