When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.

The American public highly overrates its sense of humor. We're great belly laughers and prat fallers, but we never really did have a real sense of humor. Not satire anyway. We're a fatheaded, cotton-picking society. When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.

When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.