When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.

Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen.

A soldier's life revolves around his mail. Like many others, I've been able to follow my kid's progress from the day he was born until now he is able to walk and talk a little, and although I have never seen him I know him very well.

I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.