People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You're new and you're hot and things go wrong.

The only way we’ll ever know what it’s like to be you is if you work your best at being you as often as you can, and keep reminding yourself: That’s where home is.

Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.

If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question

If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say 'Did you just see what I saw?!', you'll find that no-one wants to talk to you.

I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.

I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him.