I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
Bill MurrayYou know how funerals are not for the dead, theyโre for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, theyโre for the uncommitted.
Bill MurrayI lost my phone and I just really didn't look for it. It was the nicest feeling, like six weeks. ... A couple of times I needed to use a telephone, and I was always able to touch someone that had a telephone and say, "Hey, can I use your phone? May I please?" And they'd say, "Sure." And that was it! So it was OK, it was a real vacation. I took a real vacation from myself.
Bill Murray