I think romance basically starts with respect. And new romance always starts with respect. Like the song 'Love the One You're With'; there is something to that. It's not just make love to whomever you're with, it's just love whomever you're with.

The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that's very good. My mother has learned how to spend money.

Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.

The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing.

I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

I went to Second City, where you learned to make the other actor look good so you looked good and National Lampoon, where you had to create everything out of nothing, and SNL, where you couldn't make any mistakes, and you learned what collaboration was.