Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.

I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.

Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do.

There are a lot of actors that are more talented than me at Second City who quit it before they even got to a paying status. Weird luck. I had no other option.

If people really want to find you, they find you.

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.