The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything.

In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you're there.

Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.

The government can destroy wealth but it cannot create wealth, which is the product of labor and management working with creation.

When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.

Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.