The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything.

I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired.'

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.

You cannot pray them out of hell.

I lost my phone and I just really didn't look for it. It was the nicest feeling, like six weeks. ... A couple of times I needed to use a telephone, and I was always able to touch someone that had a telephone and say, "Hey, can I use your phone? May I please?" And they'd say, "Sure." And that was it! So it was OK, it was a real vacation. I took a real vacation from myself.

I know how to be sour. I know that taste.