The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave.

Somewhere there's a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged as you can.

Morocco is the greatest. I should be getting money from the Moroccans because I'm just telling everyone that it's a wonderful place to go.

Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything.

I will be in Orlando during the atheist convention to do my best to counter the assaults upon Christ of the atheists. I also plan on running a large newspaper ad in the Orlando Sentinel addressed to the atheists and warning the Orlando area of the atheists' vile plans for their children.