You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being a part of the flow of the universe. You know, where there's an exchange. It's positive. It's negative. There's an exchange of goods and services.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn't know how much money I was making.

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

All of us kids ended up 'doing Mom.' There are four of us who've tried show business. Five if you insist on counting my sister the nun, who does liturgical dance.

Zombies dont mess with other zombies.

No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.