Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.

The only good thing about fame that I've gotten is I've gotten out of a couple of speeding tickets. I've gotten into a restaurant when I didn't have a suit and tie on. That's really about it.

I realize it's impossible to have any sympathy, I mean, true sympathy, for people that are famous.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.

I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.