Something wild can happen to anybody and I caution anybody that walks out on the street, just settle your accounts before you leave the house every day.

The only way we’ll ever know what it’s like to be you is if you work your best at being you as often as you can, and keep reminding yourself: That’s where home is.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it

I'm not an ungenerous person; I don't resent it. It's just sort of a head-scratcher.

Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.