I don't answer fan mail. I don't have time for that. It's like hundreds of thousands of people who think they're going to become millionaires getting autographs from movie actors. I don't have time for those idiots. I've got stuff to do.

You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.

I count on the kindness of strangers.

I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.

Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

I don't feel like it's pressure. It's more of an obligation - not to entertain or be funny, but to have a certain levity. I mean, there's got to be a lightness in your leg. You have to be as light as you can be, and you don't have to be weighted down, stuck in your emotions and stuck in your body, stuck in your head. You just want to try and elevate something.

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.