Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

It's the most terrifying day of your life, the day the first one is born. Your life, as you know it, is gone. Never to return. But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk, and you want to be with them. And they turn out to be the most delightful people you'll ever meet in your life.

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.

Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.

You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body, stuck in your head. You just want to always be trying to elevate somehow.