Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.

I'd like [Santa Claus] to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just a little copter shot. He really wanted this one helicopter shot, and Disney wouldn't give him the money. Just wouldn't give him the money. Every day, he was talking to the studio about this helicopter shot.

The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.

To people who want to be rich and famous, I'd say, "Get rich first and see if that doesn't cover it."

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.