The only way we’ll ever know what it’s like to be you is if you work your best at being you as often as you can, and keep reminding yourself: That’s where home is.

There are a lot of actors that are more talented than me at Second City who quit it before they even got to a paying status. Weird luck. I had no other option.

Don't think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you'll never do a thing.

Somewhere there's a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged as you can.

Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.

The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing.

I know how to be sour. I know that taste.