I try to be alert and available. I try to be available for life to happen to me.

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

You know the theory of cell irritability? If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form into its original shape. And then, the thousandth time you poke this amoeba, the cell will completely collapse and become nothing. That's kind of what it's like being famous. People say hi, how are you doing, and after the thousandth time, you just get angry; you really pop.

I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live.

Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.

People say I'm difficult and sometimes that's a badge of honour.

Mrs. O'Hair died horribly, a victim of the world she helped to shape. Without the Deity she fought so hard against, there is no right and wrong, increasingly people are ruled by their passions and humanity is a tragedy waiting to happen.