Be available for life to happen.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.

There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect.

Why would you get up there and bore people? I never have figured that out. These people are supposedly in the entertainment industry, and they finally get up there to that podium and they become the most boring people in the world.

The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave.

Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.