President Ted Cruz is going to send the feds to his house, take him out and put him on a plane.

Right now in Oregon anybody can open a saloon, and hire people to come in and have sex in front of their patrons.

I don't need the approval of the press, but I just wish they'd stop the viciousness....I never felt sorry for people like Lindsay Lohan in my life. I thought they were dopey little movie stars. Now I feel sorry for those people.

Hitler and Joseph Goebbels understood that if you say something loud and long enough many people will believe it. A good journalist's first priority should be to separate propaganda from fact - but sometimes its very hard to do that.

If some heterosexual wants to be gay, so what? Let him go. It's less competition for the heterosexual single guys.

Americans will respect your beliefs if you just keep them private.

When Elton John sang a duet with the white rapper Eminem on a Grammy telecast, rap went mainstream. Massive parental headaches followed.