You can't be a real man if you don't look out for your kids. They need you.

The measure of a decent human being is how he or she treats the defenseless.

I've been to Africa three times. All right? You can't bring Western reasoning into the culture. The same way you can't bring it into fundamental Islam.

Back in 1998, he [Tom Hanks] gave the maximum amount of money that he could to Bill Clinton's defense fund. This is a man who was against gay marriage, as was Hillary Clinton.

Jobs that cannot be delivered must never be promised. It's unfair to raise people's hopes that way.

You know what's really frightening? You (Jon Stewart) actually have an influence on this presidential election. That is scary, but it's true. You've got stoned slackers watching your dopey show every night and they can vote.

Women have a right, I believe, to do whatever they want as long as they don't break the law.