Me having no education. I had to use my brains.
What a great day for football, all we need is some green grass and a ball.
The difference between Everton and the Queen Mary is that Everton carry more passengers!
When I've got nothing better to do, I look down the league table to see how Everton are getting along.
Football is a simple game made complicated by people who should know better.
If you get to the edge of the penalty area with the ball and don't know what to do next, just stick the ball in the net for now. We can evaluate the other options later.