The message was, the choices you make can have bad consequences. Everyone has the power of choice. Just like this kid had the power of choice to steal my car.

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.

Remembrance of death saves one from this world's deceit.

Middle age is when you realize that you'll never live long enough to try all the recipes you spent thirty years clipping out of newspapers and magazines.

The committee has an obligation to give you a choice. The members have the obligation and the right to make that choice.

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed.

I like computers. It's the first time that I am endorsing a computer brand. I am very computer savvy, so this is certainly up my ally.