Suffering is overated.

Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.

Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn't changed

The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.

Suffering is overrated. It doesn't teach you anything.

What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat.

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?