I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.
I don't mind the high price of stardom. I just don't like the high price of mediocrity.
Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn't changed
The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles.
When the Supreme Court says baseball isn't run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.