I believe in God, but I'm not too clear on the other details.

I try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but to fool yourself is pretty devastating and dangerous.

Hating the Yankees isn't part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.

If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.

The Falstaff people, romantics all, went for it. They were so anxious to find out what I was going to do that they could hardly bear to wait out the two weeks. I was rather anxious to find out what I was going to do, too.

Suffering is overated.

The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.