I believe in God, but I'm not too clear on the other details.

Three strikes, you're out. I don't care if you hire Edward Bennett Williams to defend you; three strikes, you're still out. Baseball is an island of stability in an unstable world.

Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.

I try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but to fool yourself is pretty devastating and dangerous.

This is a game to be savored, not gulped. There's time to discuss everything between pitches or between innings.

Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.

If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.