I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

Three strikes, you're out. I don't care if you hire Edward Bennett Williams to defend you; three strikes, you're still out. Baseball is an island of stability in an unstable world.

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.

Though it is a team game by definition, it is actually a series of loosely connected individual efforts.

I'm for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can't be done.

The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.