I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.

The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.

When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.

I believe in God, but I'm not too clear on the other details.

Hating the Yankees isn't part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.