You can present the material, but you can't make me care.

A REAL job is a job you hate.

The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an "elite" class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.

My likely historical significance is a terrible burden. ~ Calvin

If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

I'm crying because out there he's gone, but he's not gone inside me.