It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Verbing weirds language.

People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.

Calvin: Somewhere in Communist Russia, I'll bet there's a little boy who has never known anything but censorship and oppression. But maybe he's heard of America, and he dreams of living in this land of freedom and opportunity! Someday, I'd like to meet that little boy... and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin's Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.

Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.