It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.

Hee hee hee! You should've seen the look on your face!" "If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles.

Let's say that life is this square of the sidewalk. We are born at this crack and we die at that crack. Now we find ourselves somewhere inside the square and in the process of walking outside of it. Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless? Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.