It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.

The whole idea of hobknobbing and schmoozing and the concept of an "elite" class of celebrities better than the common people has always made my stomach turn.

Is it truly being good if the only reason I behave well is so I can get more loot at Christmas? I mean, really, all I'm doing is saying I can be bribed.

I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.

So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.