It's a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it's light out.

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

Is it truly being good if the only reason I behave well is so I can get more loot at Christmas? I mean, really, all I'm doing is saying I can be bribed.

They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it!

Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! ...Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.

Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.

I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.