We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever. You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
Every time I've built character, I've regretted it.