Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don't be silly. Even if I didn't use it in the house?
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!
Heck, what's a little extortion among friends?
Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.