It's always better to leave the party early.

Wow, it really snowed last night! Isn't it wonderful? Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand new! A new year ... a fresh, clean start! It's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on! A day full of possibilities! It's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy ... let's go exploring!

I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word 'booger' in a newspaper comic strip.

You can present the material, but you can't make me care.

I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.

If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.