If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.

Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.

A REAL job is a job you hate.

Calvin: I'm a genius. I can't believe how smart I am. ...I've got more brains than I know what to do with. Hobbes: So I've noticed.

Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.

I've been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications - the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.

I'll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.