If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.

HOBBES: All this modern technology just makes people try to do everything at once.

You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.

Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.

I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

I don't think I'd have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.