You are demoted from First Tiger to bulk rate.

Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes: Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.

I learned about what I love. Imagination, deep friendship, animals, family, the natural world, ideas and ideals ... and silliness.

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.

Once it's too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.

I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.