I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

I'm willing to take the blame if the strip goes down the drain, and I want the credit if it succeeds. So long as it has my name on it, I want it to be mine.

Calvin: Life's a lot more fun when you aren't responsible for your actions.

There's more to this world than just people, you know.

I've been interested in cartooning all my life. I read the comics as a kid, and I did cartoons for high school publications - the newspaper and yearbook and soon. In college, I got interested in political cartooning and did political cartoons.

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.

What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?