Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.

The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can never play it the same way twice! (Calvin)

Hold it. You know what I'd like to see? I'd like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?

Miss Wormwood: Calvin, your test was an absolute disgrace! It's obvious you haven't read any of the material. Our first president was not Chef Boy-Ar-Dee and you ought to be ashamed to have turned in such preposterous answers! Calvin: I just don't test well.

I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.

In a comic strip, you can suggest motion and time, but it's very crude compared to what an animator can do. I have a real awe for good animation.