Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

Art has to keep moving and discovering to stay alive.

I must follow the inscrutable exhortations of my soul.

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

People always make the mistake of thinking art is created for them. But really, art is a private language for sophisticates to congratulate themselves on their superiority to the rest of the world. As my artist’s statement explains, my work is utterly incomprehensible and is therefore full of deep significance.