I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin
If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.
Leader, bandits at 2 o'clock! Roger; it's only 1:30 now-what'll I do 'til then?
Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.
My whole problem is that my lips move when I think.
Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist - how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!