I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of forests. . . . Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.

Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were.

Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Sleepwalking?" "Nightmare?" "Homicidal psycho jungle cat!

If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.

What state do you live in? Denial.