You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.

Even if lives did hang in the balance, it would depend on whose they were.

I write separately from the inking up. I'm sure this varies from cartoonist to cartoonist; I find that the writing is the hard part and the drawing is the fun part.

Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you're over here like this? Calvin:...I don't think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

S...For Stupendous! T...For Tiger, ferocity of! U...For Underwear, Red! P...For Power, Incredible! E...For excellent physique! N...For...Um...Something..Hm, well, I'll come back to that... D...For Determination! U...For...Wait, How do you spell this? Is it "I"??

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.