If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.

Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.

Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you're done before you know it.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

Hello Dad! It is now three in the morning. Do you know where I am?

A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.