If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.

Well, coming at a new work requires a certain amount of patience and energy, and there’s always the risk of disappointment. You can’t really blame people for preferring more of what they already know and like. The trade-off, of course, is that predictability is boring. Repetition is the death of magic.

Girls are like slugs - they probably serve some purpose, but it's hard to imagine what.

Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?

You can present the material, but you can't make me care.

I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.