If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.

County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?

I've always been a huge fan of fantasy and adventure, putting yourself in someone else's shoes, I'm sure that's why I'm an actor. It's why I played with action figures as a kid, that's why I wrote and drew and read comics as a kid.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Buttons ... check. Dials ... check. Switches ... check. Little colored lights ... check.

If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.

If good things lasted forever, would we appreciate how precious they are?