Reality continues to ruin my life.

Mom and Dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I believe in... But every time I do, they tell me to stop it.

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.

If you can't win by reason, go for volume.

Calvin: Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.