Reality continues to ruin my life.

Ah, the life of a newspaper cartoonist - how I miss the groupies, drugs and trashed hotel rooms!

It's always better to leave the party early.

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

It's going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn't know anything but what it's seen on TV.

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a free country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is who I am - Take it or leave it!