I suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life.

Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all the mistakes we have made.

You know what I like about summer days? They're just made for doing things... even if it's nothing. Especially if it's nothing.

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?

You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!

Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?! Who are YOU to question my behavior, HUH??? What gives you the right?! Hobbes: Santa makes the toys, so he gets to decide who to give them to. Calvin: Oh.

Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!