Careful. We don't want to learn from this.

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

I'm learning skills I will use for the rest of my life by doing homework...procrastinating and negotiation.

I always think of "Popeye" and "Barney Google" as quintessential comic strips in that old rollicky, slapstick way we've sort of lost.

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.

I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?