Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.

I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.

I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point.

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

Calvin: Dear Santa, before I submit life to your scrutiny, I demand to know who made YOU the matter of my fate?! Who are YOU to question my behavior, HUH??? What gives you the right?! Hobbes: Santa makes the toys, so he gets to decide who to give them to. Calvin: Oh.

Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another