Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

It's not the medium, but the quality of perception and expression, that determines the significance of art.

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?

That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

CALVIN: Our hero regains consciousness at the feet of a sarcastic alien.