Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

Yeah, but actually, I've got the same questions about God.

I wish people were more like animals. Animals don't try to change you or make you fit in. They just enjoy the pleasure of your company. Animals aren't conditional about friendships. Animals like you just the way you are. They listen to your problems, they comfort you when you're sad, and all they ask in return is a little kindness.

No sport is less organized than Calvinball.

Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize nothing is as clear as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing. Being a man of action, I cannot afford to take that risk. Hobbes: You're ignorant, but at least you act on it.

I'd like to see cartoonists measuring their work by higher standards than how many papers their strips are in and how much money they make.